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People here in Cali do this ALL THE TIME. For some reason they think turning means lanes are optional. Drives me nuts as I’ve almost been hit on my motorcycle several times as well. Then again in this valley riding a bike is kind of a gauntlet anyway with all the awful drivers around.

I dealt with the death of my Bulldog by having her cremated, putting her ashes in a cute doggy urn, burying her under her favorite tree, and putting a bulldog statue on top of it. You might not be able to go to those lengths but doing something tangible to honor the pets memory helps a lot even if it’s just an

Its nice to see someone else finally say this. Ive had the “good vodka” argument more times than I can count. It’s all varying degrees of vile.

Im fine with women who do that just as long as they don’t insist that everyone else should be forced to live the way they do. To each consenting adult their own.

“Many Texas county clerk’s are ignoring Paxton’s implicit call to ignore the SCOTUS ruling and refuse to issue license.”

It can only mean those two things. lol That was the ‘Have you kicked your dog today?’ comment of the day right there.

My first husband was a nice upstanding church boy too. He was upstanding whenever he wasn’t laying down with his ex girlfriend in the church parking lot in the back seat of his car. I definitely get it. I’m just glad you broke free of that madness.

We’ve never met but I think I love you. Too bad you arent a woman since Ill be forced to Gay marry any day now.

I’m just concerned about the many people who seem to think this means Gay marriage will be forced down EVERYONES throat. I’m already married but do I need to rush out and find a woman who wants to marry me now so I’m ready when the Gay Gestapo kicks my door in with a Justice of the Peace in tow to force me to marry?

Maybe they didnt understand why you were so excited to be marrying someone they could all clearly see was an asshole who was all wrong for you?

I confess to feeling moderately pleased at best when someone tells me they’re engaged. I’m just not the sort to squeal and tear up or hop up and down with excitement. I’d be way more excited if that same person had called to tell me that they found a way for us all to get quadruple returns on our investments, or that

I’m going to start saying, “Congratulations on having the courage to agree to legally bind yourself to the person you love until death parts you.”

Last night friends and I were discussing why it would be so smart for them to do this. We even planned out marketing strategies. I’m so glad this happened!

No they didn’t. I was born in 1969 and I had crayola boxes with flesh colored crayons all through grade school.

Oh come now. In all fairness, they were much too excited at the prospect of killing a Black man to stop and think rationally.

Seeing as she looks pretty clearly mixed, I’m imagining the One Drop Rule is why they didnt bother telling her.

If only we were all beneficiaries of the same endless grace Kate Moss receives huh?

Vegan branding. Alrighty then. Vegan Lunchables should be her next objective. Beyoncables with almond milk kefir instead of fruity kabobbles. .

So, because Sienfelds daughter shoots her mouth off and uses words she doesn’t understand, to him that means every person in her age group is a carbon copy. Okay then Jerry. *eyeroll* I can’t imagine where she got that tendency from.