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What a goddam delight! There’s no other way to describe that piece of heaven!

I know I didn’t think he was capable of that much joy anymore.

Seriously. Talk about an infectious laugh. She’s awesome. Nice to see Ford laughing. during an interview.

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nobody did dystopian ice cream like Invader ZiM:

The only doctor who will convince me to stop eating ice cream is the one performing my autopsy.

The more black stars, the better it tastes.

Nah previous statement stands. If you come to the bottom of an article about the rescue work of animals in SF and post that an animal deserves to die a slow, agonizing death solely because it existed in the first place, you’re an asshole and most likely also a troll. My only regret is that asmallcat replied to you and

Wow fuck you.

Texas, a Trump state, a state that denies global warming, most awesome of all: a state whose officials wanted to deny relief to victims of Hurricane Sandy. Now would be a good time to invite them to secede.

Stay safe, Texas and Louisiana. The forecast is dire. I mean, potentially another two feet of rain? Holy shit.

Speaking as someone from Jersey, I support this message. Actually not sure that begging will do it.

Sorry to bombard you but you asked for it! My baby girl turned 10 yesterday.We went to her favorite bar, then got tacos, and went to a concert in the park.

I get the feeling my dog only loves me for my money.

I took this the other day he was staring at her for an hr straight poor girl lol

This is my new favorite picture of my pup Buster. He doesn’t smile very often — he’s a serious, dignified dog, damn it — and when he does it’s almost always while I’m petting him, so I’ve never been able to get a pic. But a friend snapped this one while I was rubbing his belly at the dog park.

My new(ish) baby boy rescue, Vinny. He’s the love of my life, even when he’s literally pulling bacon out of my mouth.

*Baby pictures*