Damn that’s good.

Whoa now. I reserve the right to call anyone, regardless of sex, gender, race, or ethnicity; ‘man’.

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

I believe he put some in his Taco bowl during the election to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

And might I suggest a nice dry gin with a quinine tonic water as your anesthetic of choice. It goes great with spiced meats, pickles, and so fucking many frustrated tears.

And I’m old enough to remember the 1st Cold War...this fucking sucks. If anyone wants me I’ll be drunk off my ass, trying to get between my girls…

Come on now. Let’s not blame the mother for a grown man being a monster.

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

Please rescind the ‘all’ in that sentence. Some of us boomers are just as fucking outraged as everyone else.

It SAYS in the KORAN to USE the INFIDELS handles and POLES against them in JIHAD, or possibly FALAFEL, which is a SNACK, and therefore ALEX JONES is the TEHINI of the PITA CHIP BOWEL CLEANSE.

flashback to the time they called the INS to have the protesters rounded up and deported. Stay classy Texas

I laughed.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

UK Update:

Wasn’t her body found in a totally different location? Attacking someone and either abducting them or killing them and removing their body to dispose of at a separate location seems a bit more calculated than a in the heat of the moment road rage incident. Anyway, hopefully this is because road rage is easier to…

being overweight doesn’t mean you’re automatically unhealthy. just like being wafer thin doesn’t mean you’re the picture of health.

“God has a plan” is the ultimate way to shed any and all responsibility for your actions.

Maybe it’s my deep-seated hatred of organized religion per my upbringing, but Nick Gordon’s current GF comparing their relationship to his with Bobbi Kristina’s and then saying “Only the Grace of God saved me” annoys the crap out of me. I think the fact that his mother was in the house with them and she was able to…

I realize that I am going to have to dismiss 500 comments, but HOW MUCH MORE FUCKERY HAS TO GO DOWN before people realize this is not a great environment in which to raise children right now?

We’ve been spite-crafting headshots of Spicey and adding sticks to them plus weatherproofing to put in bushes all over after work. BEST CRAFTING EVER.

Riight? I’ve been hoping to see Wanda show up - or Dolly Parton.