He just wants attention. All these horrible acts are supposed to impress us. It’s like he’s throwing every single one of Mommy’s best heirloom Royal Doulton teacups [the ones with the handpainted periwinkles] against the wall, one by one, yelling “LOOK AT ME!” *smash* “LOOK AT ME!” *smash* “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” *smash…

I like to believe the Esquire channel’s trolling Trump with its all-day marathon of Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan.

She got so much hate for dedicating her life to public service. And the Goldman Sachs scandal was such bullshit considering all the GS people AgentOrange has appointed to his cabinet. 

No. That much is pretty clear.

Yesterday should have been her day. That woman deserved so much better from this country.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

FALSE! Black bear

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POTUS is an attractive man. Few presidents have worn a suit or a dad sweater better.

My father is fat and retired but when he was was working he wore suits everyday. His suits were tailored to fit his body and he looked very good in them. It’s not because Trump is fat his suits don’t fit. It is because he doesn’t get them or allow them to be properly tailored.

Says you. Just yesterday I drooled on the floor of my apartment while I was trying to yell at my boyfriend for leaving his shoes in the living room while simultaneously leaning over to pick up said shoes.

I like to think that she gave a fuck, just about more interesting kinds of things than other people. She gave a fuck about her dog and about correcting assholes and about wearing what she felt like wearing.

I am not aging well at all and it does kind of hurt to not recognize yourself anymore. Carrie Fisher’s attitude and intelligence about the process has helped me so much. Whenever I see the tired, old lady looking back at me in the mirror, I’ll remind myself of this quote and get the fuck over it.

Carrie Fisher didn’t give a fuck and did what she wanted. I admire that.

You’re either a troll or you’re being intentionally obtuse. I can’t tell which because that’s obviously not what I was saying.

I watch New Radio. I loved that show so much.

While I agree it’s silly to compare what Michael Jackson did for pop culture versus Farrah Fawcett, you must not be old enough to remember The Burning Bed. It was one of the highest rated TV movies ever and truly showcased Fawcett’s acting skills playing a battered wife. It was a huge deal when it aired in the early…

Bowling pin? That’s not how you pick up a spare.

Hey, I’m an old, menopausal woman. Let’s not stereotype based on age and reproductive status. I’m pro-choice, all the way.