God the saddest thing is I think he really does see this as just another reality TV challenge.
pipperoni
pipperoni
“We ran a candidate whom everyone hates...” is untrue, but I’ve decided that the Dems should choose their next candidate SOLELY on the basis of “is s/he likeable?” because that’s obviously the most important factor to voters. Someone needs to buy the domains jenniferlawrence2020.org and georgeclooney2020.org.
First of all, congrats!
my wife and i have been together for ten years (lesbian high school sweet hearts!) but we’ve only been married for about ten days. i’m so afraid of what’s to come, of what will happen to us now. in hindsight, i see how utterly naive i was to think that maybe we might be a little safer than we were a few years ago.
I need to move to a blue state. Like a solid blue state in a solid blue county in a solid blue city. I don’t want to even sense these fuckers around me here in Texas anymore.
Even if Clinton wins the answer is a resounding yes.
Me. *cue sobbing*
People with allergies and asthma. Spring and fall changes fill your sinuses and clog your eustachian tubes, and before you know it you have ear infections/sinus infection/URI.
I cast my piss in the wind vote today in deep East Texas. I estimate that in my county HRC will have 54 votes including mine. I am well and truly surrounded.
I don’t even know what a waterhead is. I feel both good about that and also old.
TBF, I think you were saying that people with large feet shouldn’t be considered for president. It’s feetist and I’m embarrassed for us all. Meanwhile I’ve got to figure out how to treat this mental disorder I have called, liberalism. I bet cranberry juice will work.
Now playing
That seems likely to be something that’s been done...
All bark and no bite!
Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.
Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.
Black president
Ha! I’ve never seen Obama’s Martin Freeman face before, but he does it very well.
The WHAT ABOUT POTATO SALAD, HUH?!!!!! comment is what really got me. Have I been wrong about salad all my life? What is salad anyway? AM I SALAD?
Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?