I can’t help but feel like Sharon Stone is doing a “fuck all you poors.”

She just said she was wrong that it was half. She let listeners make their own assumptions as to whether she thinks that percentage is actually lower or higher than half. I thought it was a perfect non-apology.

My first thought when hills said it wasn’t half of trump’s supporters was that she was doubling down and saying, “naw, it’s all of them”... I was disappointed to find it was a retraction instead...

The good die young.

I’m binge watching Hannibal in Amazon prime at the moment. Although if you’re on Netflix may I recommend The Vicar Of Dibley if you’re looking for a laugh.

Okay, I know this is from the early eighties, but 1982 and 1979 were basically the same thing.

“Seda give ?!!!”

Sorry you aren’t feeling well. Pro tip: as long as you are rummaging in the freezer for vegetables, try the vodka! :)

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

So I use a washcloth and don’t feel clean otherwise (not sure how you get into crevices well with hands, more unsure how you get all the soap out without a washcloth). I use a new washcloth every shower. I figured that was standard practice...

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

1.) Reading comprehension is your friends. The info was on her iCloud because she’s travelling. As someone who constantly travels for business and vacations, I keep copies of my passport license scanned and emailed to myself in case, I don’t know, I lose them or they’re stolen and I and need replacements to take to…

Victim blaming. So 2015.

have you booked a flight...like...ever?

Lucy or Ethel?

I don’t. Time to revise your figures.

I got my first performance review at work in over a year. It was really great and I got a big raise!

I’m very grateful for the ACA. Before it went into effect, I was turned down by every insurance company I tried due to pre-existing conditions and nearly went bankrupt from medical expenses last year. Now I have an affordable insurance plan with a reasonable deductible ($600) and low copays. Obama wanted to do better,…

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Men who throw/hit/kick things when they’re angry scare the shit out of me. All I can imagine is being alone in a room with someone like that, and how I would feel if they lost their temper.