+1 Keyser Soze!!

Wait, you’re telling me an all-pro offensive line can make skill positions look a lot better than they are by opening up holes or giving plays more time to develop? I think I’ll need a few more decades to see if this is true.

+1 book suppository

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How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

If this actually leads to Jones suing the the league or some other form of NFL cannibalism, just hook this story right into my veins.

Not Suitable Fur Words

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

BLUEBERRIES!

I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

If there’s one thing that the MLB doesn’t tolerate, it’s racism.

It’s already tainted due to Gurriel for being a ignorant bigot.

If you look hard enough at the decision, it makes sense. But you really have to squint to see it.