I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

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What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

This is the best written analysis of any sporting event I’ve ever read on Deadpan. And its easily the best analysis on this big con of an event. Well done Daniel.

On one hand I resent being called uneducated. On the other your analysis is pretty spot on. So 8/10

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

Always love to read Daniel Roberts on the fights.

THIS x a bajillion.

Yes, yes, yes! Allow me to just luxuriate in your hate. It’s like a spa shower.

So you’re saying you’ve done nothing on every Saturday night of your life before tonight? Sounds cool, mate.

I’m pretty sure that I spent more a few days not talking to a coworker in IT. Not consecutive days, but at least a few days in a week.

I do, and it’s amazing.

Was going to make a joke about why the Cavs would do this and tank his value as they embark upon a trade they have less leverage on because of Irving’s public demand. But then realized this has nothing to do with them, besides them needing to make a swift and Irving-friendly disputation of James’ account, so that…

What’s the big deal? We always hear how professional sports teams are like close-knit families, right? When we were still married, my ex and I used to go days at a time without talking too. It’s normal.

If you know what you’re supposed to be doing, and everyone is firing on all cylinders, the hell do you need to say anything? Like what, these guys need him to give a fucking pep talk or build up their confidence? This seems like such a non-thing to me.