Oh yeah, that’s a possibility

It would be so badass if during the changeover Serena pulled her baby out of her racket bag and nursed it.

KD just announced that he will be signing with The Larry Nances Juniors

“I wish I could tell you that Kevin fought the good fight, and the Lakers let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the league is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it...but we all knew.”

What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say? No, seriously, not in a, “Boy, that guy’s point is bad” way, but in a more literal, “What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say” way.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.

AKA.....The Kevin Spacey excuse. I did what I did not because I’m a shitheel excuse for what constitutes a person but because of some other outside force that controls all my actions. After a couple of weeks when all this dies down I’ll pop up again and act like nothing happened because I’ll be all reformed by then.

I don’t believe in much any more, but if Kurt Warner gets dragged into this, I’m burning the motherfucker down

I’m just going to say it:

My thoughts, too, the closet storing his skeletons must be ready to burst.

What’s the line on the number of sealed settlements over his sexual misconduct to which JJ has been a party in the past 30 years? I’m thinking it’s gotta be well into the double digits.