A good guy treats you like a human. A nice guy murders you when you won't fuck him.

But the write up completely fails to document the following from the original article, making its conclusion biased:

Woah, wait. First of all this is a life skills class for "children with intellectual and some physical disabilities," not 8th grade homeroom. And it was in front of two other girls in the same class, who presumably were learning how to shave as well.

Lightweights. Get back to me when they ride nothing but "It's A Small World" for 24 hours straight.

Reminds me of how Jessica Biel claimed she doesn't get rules because directors say her beauty would be a distraction. *eyes rolling*

Well, I am Alan Rickman and I am dancing right now...so yes.

Am I the only one who thinks Amber Heard isn't that great of an actress? I don't think she can blame it all on slim pickens for movie roles for women.

I don't understand the golf club, her outfit clearly says: "croquet"

I'm wearing sparkly glitter gold ballet flats right now- sitting at my desk where I'm getting my PhD in biology! I don't think tiaras themselves are really something to be worried about.

Can't a girl want to grow up to be an engineer and want to wear a tiara as well?

And now people will Google her again.

This is probably too late for anyone to see it, but I need some advice other than talking to my husband about it. We've been talking about it for eight years and he still thinks I'm immature and mean-spirited.

Oh that's very sad, I absolutely love her work and want to be Diane Lockheart when I grow up.

If anyone ever tells you that you deserve better - believe them and GTFO.

Nora sounds pretty wacky, but I also think it's kinda strange to be upset about a co-worker friend posting statuses with a guy you only went on a few dates with. That by itself doesn't seem like a huge issue. But the fact that she stopped talking to you after you got employee of the month and that she said she doesn't…

In her defense - it was BRAD FUCKING PITT!

Madeleine, if you love cheese, join my cause for a French and perfect fromage ! Mimolette!

France is better than the United States in that the "french manicure" doesn't exist there, nor are they happy it is attributed to them. A long overdue trend that needs to die. Okay, snark aside, french women fascinate me. They have a true sense of self and are by and large very confident. I wouldn't say they are more…

You have heard of that Napoleon guy, right?

Also, vice versa.