I'm so keen-o for beefarino!
Such a lovely cuisine-o!
Fit for king and queen-0!

fart like a Clydesdale

"Fantastic"? Really? Stella McCartney has to be THE most overrated designer ever. This is ugly.

I even love that she remembered that the guy's name was Tom, and not Fernando.

I was holding it together pretty well until "WHERE'S FERNANDO?!" happened and now I am crying!

WOW her hair looks awesome!

I think I want to be best friends with Mena Suvari.

My Christmas tree is similar, it is decorated with empty beer cans.

Yes, I'm sure Lindy meant it literally. There's no way that it was ironic hyperbole used to make a point, or even this exact point.

I think the reason people were pissed isn't that she only gave 10% to charity. It was that she claimed all the proceeds of that eBay auction were going toward typhoon disaster relief. Now, I'm no mathematician, but "all" usually means "all". As in 100%. Don't make a big deal about donating to charity, promising all…

Makes no sense to me, either. Plus, Princess Diana was never a TIME Magazine Person of the Year (I just checked that Wiki page), so that possibility just flew out the window.

Is it just me or does the title, "Pope Francis is the Princess Diana of Popes," have nothing to do with the article? I even crtl+f and search for Princess and Diana and outside of the title and the sidebar didn't find any references to Princess Diana.

I am an atheist and I LOVE THIS POPE. I love that his belief in God compels him to help others, as a contrast to the Rick Santorums of the world who use their belief in God to justify their bigotries. Those people are honestly beyond help. But truly, his example of compassion and empathy is just nice to see.

I've seen more ex-Catholics consider going back to church because of this pope than I ever have before. It's nice to have a pope who actually seems like he's read the bible.

My mom made a music video for a contest at work with her office when I was a teenager. They dressed up like Fleetwood Mac and rewrote one of their songs to be about the company. This was probably like, year 1 or 2 of American Idol, because that is what the contest was themed after. They ended up winning the contest…

Being territorial isn't the same as wanting to be a boyfriend, though. A fair number of my friends have been in a sort of weird limbo like you describe, and in their cases it was ultimately revealed that the men were selfish, possessive and emotionally manipulative guys that wanted to set all the rules and feel that…

Love Actually. I can't help it, I adore it. Other faves are no Christmas movie ever! :)

You mean ugly like ugly behavior or physically ugly because that doesn't make any sense.

For your tiny, future literary genius. My daughter has a few of these and loves them (or maybe it's me that loves them, I can't tell)

I gotta admit, I have it. Got it for Christmas a year back. Non-stick, cooks the pies perfect. I use it a lot during the holidays, like now for instance. And every so often I'll just sautee up some ground lamb and worcesh...woosht...worcest- fuck it, you know it sauce and I'll make mini meat pies. And then bring them…