Tracy is going to grow up to be some wide-eyed kid’s weird uncle. I mean, the kid is going to go to school, and he is going to have stories.

David, godspeed sir. The only person I follow that is crazy enough to rationalize that a 300k mile SUV is too nice to drive in the winter. Ergo, must purchase 50+ year old Plymouth to “reliably” manage Michigan weather.

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

I think you already know the answer to that.

I am mullet, hear me roar.

hell yeah, I needed an excuse to listen to this

According to Pontiac, wider is better

Where have I seen this concept before? Oh yeah..

Just call it Girth Brooks and be done with it.

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

i have a 14 prius and the “prius=boring” trope is vastly overestimated. if you get a third gen it basically a normal commuter car. the 4th gen is borderline plucky. 

I think these are presently trending upward in value, much like the even wackier Prowler has. If I was one of those top hat and monocle rich guys, I’d definitely be giving this truck a hard look.

That’s a lada trailer for a small car

Ironically this roller coaster was enjoyed by the youth in Asia

I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO ROLLY-COASTER

Obligatory:

“The Maverick starts at $19,995.”

Get this man an Autotrader, stat!

In the mid 90s, I was a car audio installer in a semi-rural area. I probably put head units in 10 of these a month the first 3 months we were open. They were almost always maroon over maroon base models though.