I am pagan, I stopped wearing a pentacle years ago because it got me all kinds of unwanted and hostile attention, especially here in Utah. Instead I wear not as well known symbols (and geeky jewelry cause I am a super nerdy). Real witches are not devil humping virgin sacrificers and people just don’t get that. I hate…

I was a practicing Wiccan the same time I was in the military—and that made for some fun.
- I was outright told to change my religion in my records if I wanted to progress as a military officer. I got irate and changed it to “Jedi.”
- I was the unofficial animal-handler because snakes, bats and bugs would find their…

Yup, my manager at a vet clinic was a Bible-thumper. Bullied the new receptionist for “not going to church enough”. She was also angry when the vet hung a Native American painting in the office. She just about had a fit when she found out (actually I told her just for fun) that I’m Wiccan. She refused to do the proper…

This is Gidget with her unicorn. At this second I am trying to take her unicorn to put it in the washing machine. She is not having it. A life size version would basically mean that whoever is in the costume is going to have to stay in there forever because she will never let it out of her sight.

I found a pic of the complainants:

One NYE of 1999 I arrived in New Orleans with no money or place to stay. I walked to the French Quarter since that’s all I “knew” about the city. I saw a woman sweeping the sidewalk in front of a store with an old fashioned broom and asked if she knew of anywhere I could work in exchange for food credit. She asked me…

Eeek. My neighbor started the mission to save my soul and earned herself the nickname Bible Betty. Ol’ Betty then jumped the shark and earned herself an order of trespass and a friendly warning from the post office that she cannot stroll over here and put bibles in my mailbox. Oh that woman.

Maybe she was just really annoying, like she said “goddess” all the time, “worshipped” Kali while hating actual Hindu people, and talked about the “burning times” ALL THE FUCKING TIME EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING IMPLIED BY THAT PHRASE IS FALSE, STFU, RAVEN STORMLIGHT.

My dog dressed as Dogald Drumpf for a pet costume contest.

Eh, I pretty much just stick all religious people in the same camp. Then I keep my distance. The only ones that tend to cause me problems are the Christianity claimers.

I definitely got crap for being Pagan in several of my jobs. My first job was at Sears in like, 2000, and I don’t remember how, but at some point it came out that I was Pagan. One of my co-workers brought it up in front of several customers, and joined them in telling me how wrong I was. One woman told me that “you…

My dog must think squirrels are magic. He will chase one and the squirrel will run up a tree. He will run 10 feetpast the tree, stop and look around like “where did it go? I was chasing it and then it mysteriously vanished.” He just has no concept of up. It’s funny and kind of sad at the same time because it happens…

“I’m sorry, Liz, but we’re gonna have to let you go.”

I LOVE this. I was shopping in the states (I’m Canadian) i was in Pet Smart (Super Pet, Pet Co?... Can’t remember) and bought the largest Teddy Bear I’ve ever seen with squeaky paws for my rescue pup. I never get tire of watching him drag it around the house even though it’s the sam size as him.

That’s adorable! And very well done.

“I like your grey shirt, tiny human.”

This reminds me of a video a coworker showed me a few weeks ago:

I call him my floppy-eared boy!

filed to: who’s a good boy

Halloween? This is an Xmas\birthday bonus gift from doggie heaven. This fucking dog is having a better life than me.