Are you secretly Junie B. Jones?

*I’m a dork. I meant to write, just before I made any friends.

PERFECT STRIKE. That’s beautiful XD Ah, boys. I’VE ALWAYS HATED THEM!
One of my earliest school memories happened in first grade, jut before. I was building a sandcastle by myself towards the back of the playground, when three 2cd or 3rd grade boys came up and started kicking it. I stubbornly kept rebuilding it, and…

I remember my childhood marriage proposal! I was on the bus with my friend Jeremy and he said, “Rosey, when we’re adults, if we’re still neighbors, can we get married?” I froze and the only thing I could manage to say was a squeaky, “Yeah, sure.” But Jeremy got hella possessive after that, and I had to tell him to…

In the style of the LET ME LOVE YOU! gif, I HAVE STORIES!!!!! Ahem.
My family had just moved to Georgia (my father had just joined the military, and we were waiting for a house on base to finish being prepped for us) but in the meantime, we lived in a trailer park and I went to a school nearby. I was in kindergarten,…

The Little No that Could!

Yeah, I could ride with that option

How about

This is a fine solution (for now), but wake me up when they impeach her ass.

Um, top three?! I don’t mean to pry, but...

I never even considered the font for something like a funeral, but.....gaaaah. I’m gonna have to write that down somewhere; I’m not sure if I trust my loved ones NOT to use comic sans now.

Fucking really, though.

What do you know, a white person telling a brown person to go back to where they came from. I wish I had more to say, but we’re a long way off from the presidential elections, and I need to save my outrage for more Trump dumps.

I can definitely second that. My mother told me that in order to get shit done (dinner, chores, go to the bathroom) she’d put my little brother in one of those motorized swings. She’d walk off to go get or to do something, and I would spring into action by undoing the safety belt. He’d come tumbling out. She’d know…

The way this week’s BCO made me feel in a nutshell:

Seriously, 20 points to your house!!!!!!

Guys, it super grosses me out. As in, it really, really, really repulses me. Of course, I tell myself EXACTLY what you typed out, remove the hair, and get on with it.

Your wife is amazing!