I just read all the premises on the wedsite link.
It sounds so INANE D:
How did you survive?!

So is her being fancy her only schtick? I've seen these in the kids section of bookstores, but I'm curious about it because it seems very popular.

I don't care what anyone says, the best way to eat a hotdog is with ketchup and mustard.

My dog, who recently turned 8, is affectionately called "The old man." He's a chihuahua, so we're used to some saltiness, as well as dog sighs (which are the most sarcastic and soulful of ALL sighs.) When we had a pitbull some years ago, she would try to romp and play with him (as puppies are wont to do) and he would…

This is kind of an aside-not necessarily pertaining to tv, but.................................
Is it weird that I feel kinda gross when people of color are referenced as "ethnic?" I mean, I haven't had the pleasure of being called "ethnic" (yet) but when I think about it, it just feels weirdly scientific and…

So you're talking about Woody Allen?
Sorry brah, you aren't gonna find much sympathy for him or his perverted ilk here. Goodbye to you too-may we never, ever meet again.

Easy, buddy.

I thought my cat was just weird! Well, she is, but that's not the point. THIZ Bitch (I say it affectionately-I love her to death, but she's still a cat) hates water, therefore hates rain, and on the rare day that it does rain, she'll MEEEEEOWR to go outside, and when I open the door, she'll sashay over, give it one…

Oh my fucking god (to all of these, but especially the last one.)

I don't get hit on at the gym.
I prefer to stay home and and be lazy as fuck.

Thank you!!!!! I'll be sure to copy and paste this somewhere for easy access :D

Or if that's too much, she can always carry around an abacus :)
Thank you. I found out after failing two college level algebra 2 classes, and it just.....well, with my entire teenagedom and childhood behind me, things just started to click.
I've always sucked at certain things (socializing, how to math), but never…

Oh goodness.
I don't have too many friends; the ones I do have I cherish. One of those good friends is a guy, a dude I've known since high school. I'm glad RoseKnight feels as secure as I do about our relashionship.
As for ultimatums, at least, in that regard.... *shaking my head*
That's some manipulative ridiculousness.…

WOMP WOMP

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Well what the hell am I supposed to drink now?! All I can afford are the $3 bottles.....oh well. I hear that the whole thing is pretty shaky too, right? I dunno.I'm gonna keep my eyes open, and my Reisling, Moscato, and White Zin close.

The drivers don't see a penny of the delivery fee.
Always tip-ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS TIP. If you can't afford to have it delivered, you should go out and get the pizza yourself, or reconsider your meal plan. Pizza for me is a treat, and so I make sure I have more than enough to cover for the food, delivery fee, and…

I personally have a super basic gophone (it'll will be 3 years old this August), but those calculations can be made on a simple calculator, right?
I mean, c'mon.
I only recently leaned that I have nonverbal learning disorder, which isn't terrible or anything, but you know-I've gotten along this far just fine. I'm sure…

Right?! I am TERRIBLE at anything other than basic math, and I don't NOT tip.

I need to get this off of my chest-I fucking suck at math. I never fully grasped percentages, fractions, or algebra on the whole. I often have trouble discerning the exact amount I should give, but I never get so damned frustrated that I leave nothing.
So bear with me, but say I have a $20 meal, is $6 or $5 a decent…

Her voice is just amazing.