Surely gingerbread woman would also be the queen of bronzer, no? She’s got that skin tone...

Edible makeup... Candy makeup! I’m in! But maybe that’s just because I skipped lunch.

I hear what you are saying about princesses, but generic princess is so boring. As someone with style that sometimes probably too funky, quirky, I had to vote for gingerbread woman.

So did I! Mostly because of the Evil Queen from Snow White, she’s my favorite Disney villain.

I voted Hag.

I think you left out a crucial detail in that kelpies use the horse form to lure people in so they can drown/eat them. That is lovely and you left it out.

I laughed way too hard at this. Except I also have a broken collarbone, so now I’m in a ton of pain.

Hmmm, I don’t know... I think he’s already got one IRL.

V excited for this episode of Law & Order: SVU.

That sounds exhausting. Looks like my occasional adult acne is here to stay! Lol

Am I the only one willing to give Bannon props for his uncredited role as the fucking monster from John Carpenter’s THE THING?

“Bannon doesn’t need to lick Clooney’s ass. He can quite handily reach his own.”

I’d really like to lay an obscenity laced screed on the assholes who thought “Teen Mom” is a good idea in any way, shape or form.

Judi drench and Maggie smith both were in Second Best Marigold Hotel. I’m not making this up?

I will be extremely pissed if either CNN or MSNBC gives Christie a job. Let him go to Fox. Interview him every once in awhile but for christ’s sake no Chris Christie punditry.

Fox News specialist/expert is an oxymoron.

Cindy didn’t hit the runway until she was 24, yes, but she started modeling as a teen as well. She did it part time in Chicago in high school, was runner up for the Elita Look of the Year contest when she was 17, then left Northwestern University after her first semester freshman year (on academic scholarship) to…

Am I the only one who scratches my head when I see Cindy Crawford push her kid into modeling? Chances are she was exposed to a ton of shady shit when she modeled herself. If I was wealthy beyond my years I’d take the kids and make sure they got educated and hide them from the world.

So..... everyone’s going to be dressing like Howard Wolowitz.

I read that book when I was a kid and (a) completely didn’t remember the orgy and (b) and now am a little uneasy.