Isn’t Joel Olsteen a prosperity preacher? He believes God made him rich and that ever true believer can economically improve their lives by listening to him and stuffing to his coffers. Obviously these people weren’t true believers, right? This guy is a scam artists selling religion to people for as much money as…

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Hi! Fellow apostate here. To take that further, the faithful will say that your argument presupposes you, a mortal, are capable of understanding the plan of God, the unknowable, infinite, etc. It’s not as simple as that, they say, because God’s plan is too complex and far-reaching for any of us to fully understand.…

I really can’t imagine. It seems like you have electricity and some food - so, thank goodness for that! Hang in there, and please keep us updated.

I had basically that same conversation with myself ~20 years ago while I was pulling the still-burning bodies out of a crashed 747. Seeing the few surviving children taken to the hospital, knowing they’d live a “blessed” life with 80% of their body covered in burn scars and no parents......

Seeing “god” at his/her/its…

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity.”

Yup, haven’t gone anywhere since Friday. Starting to go a little stir crazy.

Yes, donate to the Red Cross, but do it in your name. Donate to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU in Osteen’s name.

(repeating my comment on Splinter)

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity. Lakewood will be a value to the community in the aftermath of this storm in helping our fellow citizens rebuild their lives.”

“God’s got this.”

Yeah, that’s right across the street. I didn’t realize how much lower they were than we are. My car is dry on this side of the road.

I highly recommend the trolling account of Joel OLDsteen:

These pictures are really powerful, especially that second one with the parking lot, but please stay safe as you venture out.

I seen twitts some mattress/furniture store let people in and stay in. I can’t find twitts now.

Don’t donate at his link. He’s going to use all the money to stock up on his greasy ass hair pomade.

Fixed.

Shame can be an incredibly powerful tool.

Mega rich mega church “pastor” is mega dick. Shocker.