I love Vanessa’s hair—it’s such a different sophisticated cut for her. I also like SJPs entire look. I hated that Carrie Bradshaw shit she wore until the last season or so. And there’s really nothing new about Khole Kardashian. Same old, same old.

Oh god, no, please no.

No, there literally are no words for this.

I’m a natural dirty blonde (now I’m probably a nasty shade of gray) who always got highlights and then blonde dye jobs as more gray came in. On a whim, I decided to go red. My stylist is very conservative and went very light and I kept telling her to go darker, darker every time I came in to get my hair colored. She…

Bingo. My first thought as well.

And New Hampshire!

Because nobody, but nobody, can even come close to Joan Collins.

I laughed and laughed and laughed so hard, I cried, and then I started to cough over my spittle. Thank you, thank you, thank you for this amazing story. I did not want to get out of bed today until I read it and now I am off for my bike ride.

I have a feels no smevof these may be worn a little lower below the belt.

Everyone would be laughing so much, it would be like that scene in that movie Dick when everyone ate pot brownies by accident and has the time of their lives.

Good.

With episodes directly from the headlines.

This just gets better and better. And now I think I understand that divorce decree in the 9th month of his wife’s pregnancy.

Flaw and Disorder.

I was kinda thinking Survival Island, but the apprentice works for me, too!

Brahahahaha! This is like watching a Russian roulette.