My cat Pemi flushes the toilet when we’re not paying enough attention to him or he’s mad. He also meows loudly before doing something risky, like he’s saying “mom look!”

hello. i’ve been crying all day. this is so shitty. i have some cousins in a camp in syria and they were hoping they’d be able to get here but i guess not. i’m home alone, i’ve been crying on and off (the protesters at JFK really make me cry and i love them all). i’m cooking something to remind me of home and trying…

This is 100% true.

I would bet that the Middle Eastern Muslim countries not covered by this ban are countries where Herr Drumpf either has hotels/resorts, or is in the process of negotiating to open one.

Department of Defense:

David Duke.

Yuck. There were cheerleaders at a hockey game? Pfffft. Why do you guys keep trying to ruin our pasttime?

Like Ivanka.

Perhaps this is why the right-wing complained about how many golfing rounds Obama played during his presidency.

“The club has no policies of racial discrimination. If it did, Governor McMaster would not be a member.”

Are the white roses a fetish? I thought she was throwing shade at Kanye and the white flower arrangement he sent her.

What is it? Who knows, it’s cute.

And some love for the Toledo Zoo (Whose snapchat game is on-point, BTW)

Animal-related:

Here, enjoy this tiny baby Republican snake.