Eh, I started by saying “Terrifying”- fully acknowledging the awfulness of what occurred. Yes, there is luck involved with escaping a volatile situation in a confined space with armed attackers who are working under time pressure. People who do exactly the same or cooperate fully get killed or hurt in situations like…

Upon gaining power the first move of any tyrant is to suppress the free media.

Well, come on. There can’t be room in the White House for both a press corps and strippers and a cocaine table. Sacrifices have to be made.  

Good for Taylor Swift. For the last twentyfive years, people have been tearing down the very houses that gave Beverly Hills its unique character; those lovely pre-war houses and Spanish Colonial mansions. Along came a new wave -overwhelmingly of staggeringly rich Middle Eastern immigrants, long on cash and short on…

How weird is it that normally, Steve Harvey meeting the president for politics would be a surreal joke but with Trump, it’s reality?

The best part about the sketches is how close to reality they are with only slight exaggeration. And so fact laden that you look these things up and realize how god awfully true all of it is.

As he said, This is real life. This is really happening.

This is the only thing that will get me through the next four years, or two months.

It is even deeper. He is advocating for their murder.

This 4 year-old is more erudite and eloquent than most adults I know. She’s also better dressed (the hair bow matches the dress in every picture on the web).

4 years old. And 4 million times more fluent than our peotus.

Ew. Isn’t this the guy who sells antacid products on teevee?

An excellent apology. Good.

I was an Edge of Night, All My Children, One Life to Live, General Hospital kid/teen who also took in The Young and the Restless one summer and I remember when Hasselhoff played a guy name Snapper, I think. Tad seems like he would have a sense of humor and be be kinda fun.

For real: maybe you got dumped because you think a Kardashian (other than their dead father, the attorney) can solve your life problems?

do you know why?? Because whats inside doesn’t matter, no one really cares, its all about outside and how you cover your zits.

The Soup was the only show I watched on E!

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.