We can only hope Bill, we can only hope.

Odds on Trump just keeling over from the stress of the 24/7 take downs of his bafoonery?

all my takes were doubled.

I’m in love with whoever made these.

while i have no comment on octavia spencer’s drawers, i have many thoughts on her hair that night, all of which start with dayum.

A woman I knew had two huge curios full of those creepy-ass Marie Osmond dolls in her foyer. Her husband, meanwhile, had turned himself grey from ingesting silver nitrate as some sort of cure-all.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

The protests are going to have better entertainment than this shit show.

Dear Julianne,

Also per Daily Fail Marie Osmund wants so sing, but no one invited her.

In a perfect world Alec Baldwin would attend.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

my dad buys my mom a journal for christmas every year. i mean, this man spends HOURS driving to different stores to find the perfect one. she mostly writes little blurbs, like “1/11/2017: rainy and foggy, i had the day off and [husband] is working in the basement. we are having dinner with marvin and marilyn tonight.”…

The sides of my cheeks are still on fire from the shrapnel burn received when I realized she used the actor’s name instead of the character’s name.

How about a dark reboot where the shattered family comes to grips with their father’s incarceration for sexual abuse, and how it forces them all to question the Christian dogma they have heretofore blindly adhered to.

“it’s so personal, it’s none of my business.”

Hampton calls Collins’ abuse “so personal, [it’s] none of my business.”