MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

Here in 'Murica, we don't even bother unhooking the trailer when we jump our semis.

What? no Dukes of Holland?

Seems legit.

You should put some DuraLube in that bitch first.

If he used a dimmer knob, would that make it like a CVT?

here's the problem I see with trying to take the blame away from GM on this one. GM has to tell someone what VIN's are covered in the recall. Somewhere at the top some guy has to decide that VIN 1gmxxxxxxx01 - 1gmxxxxxxxxx99 are covered under the recall. All that had to happen would be to add in something that said…

Abandon website. Return with guest article that smokes the regulars.

Or course, lets not miss out on the big picture: science guy now has us discussing the sciences related to NASCAR racing. Even if some redneck pandering mic jockey decides to talk about Tyson's tweets and challenge them, he can't do it without increasing the knowledge of his audience.

I love Jalopnik's standing policy of saving all the most gloriously hyperbolic headlines for exhaust video posts.

You're leaving out a very important detail:

What, no GoPro footage?

A Dishka or a quad setup for shooting down these buggers on final landing approach. Would rebel if I got one. I wonder if the truck could even maintain with a quad mount on it, I have only seen these trucks in Orange County roadways.

Good thing we can hear those TU-95s from the moment they take off. The contra-rotating props make so much damned noise, you can track them by submarine.

Somewhat tangentially, it may be worth considering that, even if the response had been more rapid, a 77 year old man is more likely to suffer life threatening injuries from the same mechanism as a young adult or middle aged man.

So the MPs had a plan and CFR had lunch. Nice.

That's unconscionable. I was at a small air show in Temple on Saturday, and they had two fire trucks parked at show center throughout. At every major show I've attended, there has been at least one airport fire engine parked at the edge of the field, with crew standing by. Very, very sad.

What an absolute shame. There ought to be a fire truck (a tanker truck) stationed right in the middle of the airfield. Armchair quarterbacking here, but it seems obvious that it should have been handled differently.

Still no fire trucks. A bunch of MP's stormed onto the runway in riot gear and stood between the crowd and the crash yelling at everyone to stay back, while no one in the crowd was doing anything.

"Everybody Chill out...We got this!"