Bill’s Porsche fandom goes way back. His infamous mugshot was taken after he was arrested for having a little bit too much fun with his first 911 on the desert roads around Microsoft’s original office in Albuquerque.

The Taycan purchase is not a surprise. Bill is a Porsche fan and also owns a freaking 959, which instantly grants him all kinds of cred that no amount of tweeting can undo.

At this point, seize the vehicles they used, and crush them with them watching. Maybe they might learn their lesson.

Well in that case....

Can they also make a gadget that slaps people in the face when they don’t pull over for an emergency vehicle and continues slapping them until they do? 

BaT shit crazy pricing.

This might be the point you sound like an old man yelling at clouds.

This has got to be for the clicks, because

So how’s the dog?

I think they came up with half a good idea for Skyfall and have been trying to get it right? For three movies? Kinda strange. But I will watch it regardless for the actiony bits. 

The interior of the Tesla looks downright low rent compared to the Taycan.

For all you know, a some gawking tourists in a Mustang convertible came around the corner in the middle of the road, which frequently occurs on Mulholland. Love your hatred of the wealthy.

They just revealed the identity of the driver.

Bernie was right, install sprinklers 

BINGO, I don’t think the Porsche right next to it was a coincidence. It was either a race or a little hot-dogging to show off.

You’re deranged.

Somehow improved the build quality. Two less doors to fall off. 

The rear-end of that is incredible.

Of course it’s by some oblivious moron in a fucking CR-V...