YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE SAID.

This is the part where you say something crazy like “I make candy corn sandwiches using Necco wafers as bread”

Your opinion is wrong and I’m embarrassed for you.

All of this. It’s all reprehensible and needs to stop, but indeed, we can’t paint all of these things with the same brush. If this continues to happen, the blowback is going to be horrible, and nothing will get any better.

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

This version is way better:

It’s a low bar indeed where we applaud when the Republicans seemingly do the right thing and decide a statutory rapist shouldn’t hold elected office.

I just got a new puppy. Here he is with my other doggo Betty.

Dear Jezebelles, today was the best day of my life.

My wife is very interested in cryptids, but she’s never had much luck with this particular batch. Oh, she lies and says she’s in love with them—can’t find a lizard man. She dreams in color, she dreams in red—can’t find a lizard man.

People: Don’t coddle men. Don’t entertain their mediocrity anymore. Don’t indulge them their obtuse, willfully ignorant questions about ANYTHING they could figure out for themselves with a basic google search. Especially don’t do it on articles regarding sexual assault, where the majority of us has specific trauma and…

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

Possibly my fave gif in the universe.

putin - contemplatin’ puttin’ poison poisson on a person’s poutine:

Squirrel Nut Zippers at the Electric Factory.

The word is ‘fremdscham’, and they make me feel it, I fucking cringe to death.

Megan, thank you for standing up against big a cappella. The snark gave me life on this bleary hangover morning, even if I feel you might have pulled some punches.