fart every time you leave your desk.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

“My politics are lefty and feminist, and I don’t want to discuss shopping, or cruises, or shoes, or the latest episode of the Bachelor/Bachelorette or go see the latest 50 Shades movie.”

You won’t be able to avoid them when you have kids. They will move into your house.

Most people who have experience with toxic family advise you to skip funerals of people who were important to you if it would cause you stress or if your toxic family would cause drama. They suggest that you mourn in a way that is meaningful to you and don’t feel guilt that your loved one would be disappointed.…

Sounds like my family. I guess that, looking in from the outside, it would seem that my husband and I have “distanced” ourselves from my family and that my husband would be to blame. I am sure that is the party line in my home town in California. However, when my brother acted like a complete fucking psychopath,…

Yes. Sometimes people pull away not because their new significant other is awful, but because the significant other gave them a reality check about how shitty their own family is.

Eh, I admit it’s my Niners’ fandom that’s driving some of this, but Rodgers does shirk bets, and that isn’t right. Dude bet Alex Smith that he’d win one of their games, with the loser promising to wear the winner’s jersey. The Niners won, but Rodgers never paid up, despite it being a pretty small-ball bet. So I’m…

You do know a lot of women have hair on the top of their feet and on their toes, right? Some of them probably wax their feet and toes

sounds like you made a good choice, sorry about your toxic mom. Hugs.

She can sense on some level he is a normal and will not partake in her narcissistic bullshit. He will not play into her dysfunction ergo he is dangerous

I have a close friend who chose his husband over his homophobic Trump voting batshit family. Unfortunately, he’s not a quarterback for an NFL team so he’s not getting any press.

(Jezebel Deputy Editor Kate Dries explored the borderline nonexistent relationship between Aaron, a successful Green Pay Packer, and his younger brother Jordan, an ex-pro slacker and current JoJo Fletcher backer, last year)

Toxic families like to blame the significant others for what changed their scapegoat. They used to be so pliable! What happened?

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

“a Catholic law student and self-described feminist”

Right, MLK should not be a handy tool for telling Black people to stop demanding justice. Thanks for posting the speech.

Super bad. He was a legendary Gawker troll on par with tomato face who would regularly post gore and rape gifs once he got ungreyed. (He denies this but we remember) he gets banned every time he posts here with a burner just on the strength of his name. Like he could post “hello” and he’ll get banned because the Jez…