He was skinny, that’s enough for most people to assume he was also healthy.

That’s because nobody has bigger crowds than Donald Trump. They’re yuge. In fact, Trump had “the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration”. However, Trump said he didn’t remember seeing Tiffany there, so he gets a pass on that one.

My beef isn’t the monthly fee (I did read and noticed that, so whatever), but rather that their inclusive brand isn’t really consistent or inclusive. Some bralettes fit, some won’t even come close. One bra of one size will fit fine, one of the same size won’t. Frustrating.

I’m sure it’s less of a problem for smaller…

they should name the next one Moana :)

The difference is that Kap and Reid are getting paid by white people but being an owner means making money off the backs of black people. It’s not the same situation at all.

I think the argument is the fact that his 1 million dollar investment seemed to “cosign” a massive symbol of the hyper-gentrification Brooklyn was experiencing. Basically, in Do The Right Thing terms, instead of throwing the trash can, Jay Z decided to defend Sal and tell the black people “stop protesting.”

As great a rapper as he is he’s always been an opportunist piece of shit. From the constant unsavory name dropping of Biggie in his early albums to shooting Un Rivera over leaked songs to tricking on Beyonce nobody should ever expect decisions based on morality from him

My best birthday happened 3 weeks after I met a guy who I was very into. We’d been on a few dates but he was away that weekend for a friend’s wedding. My friends planned a fun and special day because it was my 30th birthday, and it was a blast, but I felt bad for continuously checking my phone to see if he texted. He…

I don’t know the specifics of he robbery, but I imagine the emotional impact of your hotel room being burgled and being held at gunpoint are a bit different. The first is a violation; the second is a life and death defining moment. I’d totally understand if she didn’t want to come back for a long time after the first…

lolololol yeah sure that's what it is, I don't know what I was thinking

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

But she wasn’t wearing an apron! How would anybody recognize that as a straight marriage without somebody wearing an apron!?

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

Yeah, I think that was the point, that Miley saying that her marriage was modern and new would make Dietrich and her gang of open-marriage modernes* laugh.

I think so many of us have been conditioned to believe we have to be SUCCESSFUL. And following our PASSION. But there’s something to be said for just working for a paycheck. Making enough to live a comfortable life, and finding fulfillment elsewhere. You are more than your career and don’t have to be defined by how…

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

Right after he stabbed himself in the back.

Assisted Suicide?

“with dozens of high-profile men, including... Britain’s Prince Andrew”

He should have been on suicide watch.