You will be head writer

i think mom asked you to pick up the milk btw. get two bags

Is this my dad? lol can’t be he, doesn’t know how to work a computer.

and these particular co-workers never poke and prod the men in the office with the same question. at my last job, there was a married man who didn’t have children but he was never annoyed with the questions “ when are you going to have another?” the same way a another woman was asked who already had two little kids.…

As if my constant anxiety couldn’t have worsened even more...

Well I never told my friend to change appearances but I am honest with my sister about her eyebrows. Like with just some cleanup and waxing, my sister would have really nice eyebrows other girls would be completely jealous of. My sister did let me wax her eyebrows and she did like the results but she wasn’t keen with…

this movie is only memorable to me when my uncle forced us to watch it. it was l July too, but we were visiting him at his cottage which only had a collection of vhs tapes as our digital entertainment. He was really shocked to learn we have a. never watched it and b. never even heard of the film. That last point…

so true. i remember watching it when i was 13 with slight a slight thrill because it was an adult show i know i would get in trouble for watching. Now as i re-watched at 21, i was a little upset that didn’t really hold up the test of time. still my guilty pleasure

is rehab addict the one with the short blonde woman who really knows how to build things?

Look we all know Gingers don’t have a soul. Why would we think a ginger Royal would escape this fate?

You know what my solution was? Pick a running spot that is at least a minute run away from a toilet. Worked out great and I never shit myself.

Its Drag Queen Gif Week!

The songwriter who wrote “Bet on It” ( my absolute fave HSM song of all time) named Antonina Armato wrote this song too. Miley was credited but that doesn’t seem true considering Disney is shady in their crediting songwriters.

Its my birthday !! I turned 21 which in Canada is the biggest non-deal birthday ever but white girls try anyway to make it special. I spent the morning watching RPDR All-Stars season 2 and sweating while scrubbing a toilet. Wasn’t all shitters, we did go to a zoo

My little sister, at age 13, said she doesn’t know who Mariah Carey is nor has heard a song. Understandable considering my mom every time a Carey hit plays on the radio immediately changes the station. Not the bigest fan of Mariah but it is nice to appreciate her voice especially in a time when she was popular, music…

fuck that reminded me to do my readings

i guess i can quit my bachelor’s degree program now,i learnt everything. thank you

what did the peasants and working class do?

what happened during the enlightenment?