Can you empower my female dog not to eat her own poo? She is a very empowered dog already so it might be easy for you to get through to her.

Even with her Glee money I doubt she could afford a Valentino. It is a dream of mine alongside losing 80 pounds and winning 250 million in the lottery.

that isn’t valentino! it is a westwood gown

CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!CHER IS 70! CHER IS 70!!

I was like “ Of course” because I have never been anywhere but then I saw the sleep situation. GET A BED! A twin will do fine but no one will want to sleep in a velvet lined box for God knows how long! Also I would hide a mirror and garlic in my purse because I am that kinda person.

I remember listening to this podcast and to paraphrase, comedian Bo Burnam said “ Everyone should just do “ stage” and that stage is a hell of a drug.” He also said that i think he broke his thumb but didn’t notice until getting off the stage from a performance.

i was thinking about tea but that requires time and honey

if i ever got my dad a book of any kind than i would of won ‘ the kid we don’t speak about’ award. he is a slippers kinda guy.

ugh i just got a gross visual

I now share the same dream as you

She regards them as her daughters so you know they are far closer than the conventional step- relationship is viewed. How terrible that she supports a candidate like him.

what a weird Canadian smilie but it still made me smile

Cant wait to see this!

The Room apparently has a good history to it as well. In the process of making such a terrible film there is always good stories abound.

is it just one night?

You should try McDonald’s take on the PSL. It’s pretty pretty spicy and sweet that is a delicious drink.

This would be best suited to the soundtrack of GTA Vice City

i laughed so hard still

you single? I go both ways btw. I like pussy and bitches

Then how come I was laughing quite out loud while watching The Big Bang Theory? Was it a mirage? AM I IN THE MATRIX!?