He was about to become a lava lamp, albeit briefly.

If I could do so wearing a long black cloak and in slow motion, sure.

Something like this:

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.

F30 has electronic power steering...

Hate to break it to you, but FI does not have traction, stability, or ABS controls.

Like two starfish getting it on...

“No low ball offers, I know what I Half!”

It seems that Red Bull is placing the blame equally on both.

Just because you CAN do it in your Cruiser, doesn’t mean you SHOULD do it in your Cruiser.

What the fuck is going on with that teddy bear?

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

Feels like they’re setting themselves up for getting killed in the next recession if they don’t at least maintain the ability to quickly respond and bring them back into the market.

That is a very specific reference.

Alfa Romeos breaking down is a law of the universe.

Looks good in red...

Kia stole the BMW guy, I guess BMW stole the KIA grille guy.

Back when this was the innovation for the whole company.

Andy DuFresne

Ship it to the border, mix in some Quikrete, and bam, there’s your border wall. Who’s going to try to climb a shitwall?