Worse than an automatic.

The last time they did they got me carrot cake. I. HATE. CARROT. CAKE!

I know, right? They should be fully automatic by now.

Cars Direct Senior Pricing Analyst Alex Bernstein explains

Brougham that shit.

Why they have mud flap girl?

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Havaianas need to throw every penny they have into owning branding of these halos. Just keep it simple—logo and flag on the right side. Done.

Yes let’s void the warranty on this already unreliable vehicle with a tune.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Livery companies, old people, rappers(pop culture) Florida, and New Jersey. Did I miss anything?

How the Cadillac brand survived into the 21st century I will never understand.

You sure you want to use a space shuttle as an example of something that had “all the kinks worked out”?

I mean, what other manufacturer do you think would actually respond to something like this? What other manufacturer isn’t just going to suppress or ignore the story?

These aren’t exactly lethal airbags or excessive rollovers. They’re minor improvements that they don’t even have to make, but are.

1. Not everyone assigns arbitrary good/bad values to words

Yeah, she needs her own TV show. The video is nothing without her.

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