The only redeeming thing he said about it was that he was glad the south lost. Which in my mind doesn’t nearly bring it back to level par for using such a dumb name in the first place.

“I’m available.”

They didnte even broadcast the race here. On any other their channels. I’m subscribing to sky sports. I’m done with NBC after this one.

Look closely: This is Macron’s doing. Trump’s fingers release a couple seconds in, but Macron maintains the death grip. He’s telling Trump - in the only language that imbecile understands - that Macron concedes precisely zero power, authority, positioning, etc. to Trump’s juvenile pissing all over everything to…

Donald is one of them guys that have a long bark. Kinda like a dog behind the gate. You walk up to that gate and open it, the dog goes “ oh, shit I didn’t know you were gonna open it”

I’m pretty sure Putin already did

Yo Trump, we changed the locks when you left. You stay there now, kthx.

Maybe we can just send Trump to obedience school?

If you take money to act against the public interest, I believe you are subject to the backlash from the public.

So go buy a Camry and die of beige.

“...so, technically, da, we did hack your election. Da.”

You furgot, he hass al the wods! The bset worrds!

“I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not.”

I can never tell what direction his hair is racing in, but it looks like it’s suddenly reversed course.

“I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not.”

So sumone misspelled “inacurrate.” So what? I was under the assumpsion that Donald Trunk has deemed it ok to not have too speel good anymore.

The thought currently keeping me awake at night is this — how easy would it be for the clowns at Fox news to provoke the clown in the White House into nuking North Korea? Answer — pretty damned easy.

I just hope they make the Donald Trump biopic before Matthew Perry gets too old to play Joe Scarborough.

My general theory for why Trump adores Fox & Friends is that it offers his absolute favorite kind of TV: fawning sycophants who tell everyone how great he is and blond anchors and pundits who he finds particularly attractive. But even those are superseded by the number one thing he likes about it—it’s dumb. And so…