I have no idea who any of the people you listed are so I have my doubts about how famous they are.

He must feel really down. If only we could Lyft his spirits somehow...

I get in theory why we support anti-Assad fighters, but in a realpolitik sense, it doesn’t make sense. We don’t have anyone to install if the Assad regime falls. Anti-Assad fighters aren’t even really in a position to win. By actively supporting Anti-Assad fighters, we are just prolonging the war, not winning it.…

it was just a modern statement about how we dont really need dads, or men in general, just as cars dont really need coolant.

Wait, did he order a beer with his morning newspaper?

Yes. Decidedly. Watched initially and then just couldn’t any more. Total trainwreck.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

I bet Sasse would tell you it’s because she didn’t try hard enough. Because that’s how diseases work.

Well done for publicly admitting you don’t like people trolling you.

Thank god the dealerships still exist to protect the consumer... o wait

And this is why dealers are cancer. I can’t wait until the dealership model is obsolete, most of them deserve to go out of business. It’s 2017, I can’t see why people can’t just buy directly from the manufacturer. The only thing stopping that are lame state laws.

Got rekt by a fishing ship? Seems kinda silly to call yourself a “destroyer” at that point.

There could have been a spider on the wheel. Fuck spiders.

It appears as though a third edition may be necessary.

Maybe stop naming ships Fitzgerald, Americans

Selling aircraft to Qatar will in no way hamper their ability to fund terrorism.

Aha, but how can Qatar continue funding terror after spending $12 billion on F-15s?