Gotta be careful around John Voight. He’s got a wicked set of chompers, and he’s not afraid to sink them into your arm if you get too close...

“Cats with human boobs sucking” is my favorite porn hub tab

G/O media: “I never said thankyou.”

Hour three???

Goes to show-- executives were morons right from the jump.

That was actually the deal Desi struck, since shooting on film was so expensive back then. Desi & Lucy agreed to take a reduction in salary, with the understanding that they would own the negatives after it aired. CBS thought nobody would want to see something a second time, so they gladly agreed.

And there goes one of my main reasons for even coming here any more. Thanks Alex, you're still the greatest.

I refuse to watch this because Lucille Ball doesn’t look enough like Nicole Kidman.

There’s some movies you can tell are bad just from the theater poster or DVD cover.  Every thing about that picture screams “This movie is terrible”.

Thank you for your reviews, Dowd. You and the rest of the writers stable deserved so much better. I can’t wait to follow y’all wherever you land.

Batman is the least interesting thing about Batman. Like Wolverine, Angel, Geralt, and every other brooding tough-guy loner, the thing that makes him at all meaningful is the (non-romantic) relationships he’s thrust into almost against his will — whether with Robin and the “Bat-family” or even the Justice League. It’s…

And its still funny today,  sure some ideas are dated but the slap stick and situational comedy is spot in.  Some of it feels old because we have seen it played out a hundred times, but Lucy was doing it first. 

You may not know this but when its time for a baby to come out of a ladies belly,  it has to kick its way out.  Like a Kung-Fu master.   

For some reason I don’t think of pregnancy and jealousy as “everyday martial situations” - unless your pregnancies and jealousies are far more violent than mine.

Wow what a trashy team-up of lame comedians. Will they fight Galactus in the sequel?

“Hey!! M’am - you backed into my car pretty badly. Give me your insurance information!”

I loved the first half, the part that was a pilot for a TV show about two pretty ladies solving a murder mystery in LA. But then it took a hard left turn into stylized padding and I lost interest.

I watched that movie in the theater and it took maybe a half hour for me to entirely forget it. Like, to the point where I probably could only just now tell you Naomi Watts was in it, after having read this article.

To be fair, you kinda had it coming. Questioning whether he was a “wise dating choice” doesn’t quite apply when, as she puts it, he groomed her since she was a teenager.

I like it, but think it’s overrated.