Really? I thought Burn Notice was more of an Equalizer update, with a few shades of The A-Team for the gadgeteering.

Roe V. Wade 2: Roe Harder!

“While this is a great and funny line and I might use it in the future . . . ”

These people are fucking brilliant.  I must eat their brains.  

All I know is that Ernest Hemingway would have made a terrible waiter.  

Which surprises you . . . why?  

I have never watched The Masked Singer and never had an intention of doing so. I was content to merely ignore it. However, I now actively hate the show.

Surely George Soros will prevent that from happening!

It’s h0w he feeds all those Deep Ones.

Nice!

Godzilla said that Alison Brie wasn’t really all that cute, so Kong has to kill him.  

They are blissfully knowledge-free.  

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

“THEYRE JUST WORDS” until you call their mother a c*nt, and then they get all offended.  

THAT’S why they oppose birth control!  Because they can’t eat the babies until after the babies are born!  

Ah, AlienJesus, you never disappoint.  

Criminy.  Looks like Cthulhu puked . . . . 

Florida Man is taking a well-deserved month off. Bring on your best local shenanigans to fill the gap until then!

If God had wanted us to use the Suez Canal, He wouldn’t have blocked it with a massive container ship.

That’s okay.  Explaining a joke always makes it funnier!