“your slimy gash of a mother”.

Really? I didn’t think it was a uniquely American trait to be able to state an opinion on art (or, really, anything that is not politics) without having to embroider one’s own political issues.

People are saying, a lot of people, they’re telling me, these are professionals, brilliant people, top of their fields and they’re telling me, well, auto-erotic asphyxiation is just what happened is all, and that you have to respect that Rush was an adventurous type, a trailblazer, and that’s all there is to it.

Perhaps you haven’t considered the value of a really good set of encyclopedias . . . . 

Hey, I’m not sayin’ they deserved it . . . but they were the ones who demanded a “no-strings-attached” relationship.  

“No, I had someone insist to me that Brie Larson was as bad as Hitler because she wanted more inclusiveness in her press conferences.

Washington and Lincoln will never get the appreciation they deserve until they receive their own dedicated line of garden gnomes.  

So I hate everyone and everything.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what they call “a desperate cry for help”.  

I was wondering about that, since I’d never heard of that story. Even googled it, but only came up with “The Wood”, a deeply underwhelming short poem.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.  

“ The artists tend to be more leftwing too (real leftwing, not American leftwing, as in really good people, not “Joe Biden” good.)“

Still missing the point: I never said it wasn’t an asshole comment, nor that I wasn’t an asshole. You are convinced that this is all due to my need to defend myself. You are incorrect.

“When it comes down to believing it to be right or wrong that a cat is dissected deciding a cat is wrong but your steak is yummy is stupid.”

Scaly, cold-blooded, lays eggs . . . it checks out.  

There are more than thirteen types of dinosaurs?  

Presumably he lost the wallet in the hubbub caused by my first birthday.  

. . . and a gentleman wore one over his John Thomas.  

That’s a show I would watch.  

“you learn something new everyday. I graduated in 2007 *dies a little as I realize that is 14 years ago* ”