There are people here?  Oh, how the AV Club has changed.  

Get Off My Lawn!

“I know its taboo but me and my Aunt Jemima are consenting adults, don’t judge us.”

That pic is a blast from the past, so to speak.  I’m amazed anyone else, even on the internet, even remembers that show.  

Sounds like it might hit a little too close to home.  

. . . I got nothin’.  

“If you don’t clean your bread dildo thoroughly between uses, does it become sourdough?”

Are you and ganews talking about the same woman?  

I absolutely hated MI-II. I thought it opened well enough, but the plot turned fairly nonsensical and the action sequences seemed to me to be so contrived that they were uninteresting. Worst, Thandie Newton’s character went from being strong and capable to being a complete dishrag whose only purpose was to be saved. …

“By the way, has anyone else noticed how the A.V. Club has begun to regain a touch of its old glory this past week? I guess there is one pleasant side effect of the Coronavirus after all.”

“ while not as popular as his earlier films . . . “

Sorry, I must’ve been quoting Mr. Wizard.  

Well played, Sesame Workshop.

“He might be the last great one we had left.”

“Where is the praise for his sinister turn as the assassin in Three Days of the Condor (1975)?”

“Asshat Dislikes Article, Decides To Be A Dick About It.  Film At Eleven.”

BASTARDS!!!

. . . and now Encyclopedia Brown is investigating you for murder.  Don’t ask why.  

Because this is the funniest shit he’s said in 40 years.  

“ is there something else i’m missing?”