“It’s bad, it’s bad, you know it, it’s BAD”

They should cast Tom Hanks.  He is America’s everyman, after all.  

You’re fun.  You should write children’s books.  

“I’m always curious as to how much is “coaxing” and how much is the natural talent of the actor when it comes to these things.”

“Am I the only one who finds the phrase “radical kindness” a little depressing?”

“The only times this actually works is in a film like “Eyes Wide Shut” where everything is supposed to feel a bit off...or...like, “Death Stranding” :P (that wasn’t shot in post-apocalyptic nebraska, I’ve been there!)“ 

Well, Elsa has publicly stated that trade wars are good,and easy to win!

If Elsa had really wanted to be useful to the kingdom, she should work on bringing entrepreneurs together and create a “Silicon Fjord” that would make the kingdom a tech powerhouse!

“really make us feel the mercenary squeezing and sucking. “

“I don’t get Frozen. I don’t get why it’s the most popular thing in the world.”

The cat was Keyser Soze!

When I tell the Elders Of Zion about this, you’ll never work in this town again!

LIAR! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

She probably had the profound gall to confuse transubstantiation with consubstantiation!  

“And collection of tiny shoes..”

Tom Hanks is so nice that he sent me a lovely, heartfelt sympathy card after brutally murdering my parents.  

It’s okay, Tom already provided them with new ones.  

“Well now I feel like a shitty person... I mean I am, . . . “

He’s positively Dickensian!

“So I’m torn.”