“This has gotten me shouted down around here in the past but I’ll say it again: Carpenter is a hack.”

That intensity is why it has to be broken up into several shifts, i.e., Repo Sessions.

Sorry for the tardy reply, haven’t been on much of late.

I’m guessing that titles involving digestion and evacuation are next in queue.  

Rothfuss?  I know that he’s getting a lot of great press, but I found The Name Of The Wind to be irritating and rather dull.  Never bothered to read the second book.  

I think John Waters is awesome, yet I don’t think I’ve actually seen any of his movies.  

That aircraft carrier knows what it did.  

You’d rather we were enthusiastic about dying dogs?  

Doggy style!

A website for pussies who can’t separate reality from fiction.

Would you prefer they died and stuck around?

Did you mistakenly cut-and-paste your Match.com entry?

It’s all going to be part of the Dying Dog’s Cinematic Universe. Eventually, we learn that all dogs throughout time and space are the same dog . . . who is eventually reincarnated as Gilbert Gottfried.

“I don’t understand — did they remove it with cgi? where? “

“As a Jew I wasn’t offended by anything that Illhan Omar said. “

*sets up “Ye Old Torch & Pitchfork Emporium” kiosk, quickly adds t-shirts with Modusoperandi’s face in crosshairs (intended strictly for novelty purposes)*

This is the second part of his plan: “Be rich and shameless.”

Sheesh, dude. This article and these posts are about Polanski. We get that you hate Trump. We get that he’s far worse than Polanski as far as being a threat to the U.S.  You’re outraged.  We get that. 

Indeed, your entire existence has been erased.  Please report to the nearest suicide booth to complete this transaction.