“She hasn’t hit full Coulter yet.”

Okay, Tammy, whatever you say.  

Ahem.

“ Why not actually invest in seeing what makes a human ripe for ridicule before ridiculing them?”

Because those aren’t defunct.  

Forget about it, Jake.  It’s Tiretown.  

If it’s any consolation, I’ll be happy to buy you a beer after hearing that story.*

Hence the hit television show, Bowling For Dudus! Not to be confused with the porn version, Bowling For Dongs!

Belgium!!!

Tread lightly around them, my friend!

I hear the Tirish have quite a temper, though.  

“sometimes included images of slaves doing various kinds of work, which certainly was very on-brand for them.”

According to Alex Jones, et al., Jackson destroyed the National Bank to save our country from being taken over by Globalist financiers.
In other news, Alex Jones is an idiot.  

Don’t confuse us with your “facts”, man!

“There was also decimal time (ten hours in a day, a hundred minutes in an hour, each with a hundred seconds).”

He practices a fine art . . . a ‘fart’, if you will.  

You don’t know what the egg was boiled in . . . .

“I would have paid more than 250k to watch Billy McFarland squirm.”

And a hard-boiled egg.

My favorite band name is Michael Cera Palin, but I’d definitely use Ninja McTits as an account name.