“I would have paid more than 250k to watch Billy McFarland squirm.”

And a hard-boiled egg.

My favorite band name is Michael Cera Palin, but I’d definitely use Ninja McTits as an account name.  

“I also saw Telekinetic Yeti on a bill with other metal bands in Chapel Hill.

“We live in the age of Spotify, all “albums” are equally inessential.”

So they can burn it?  

The AV Club

That would be the US version, The Kid Who Would Be President Because Of The Electoral College.

If it doesn’t produce another Boris Johnson, then by God it’s worth a try!

Aside from being a massive douchebag, this guy goofs on suicide victims?  He deserves whatever he gets, plus face shot.  

Ah, if only AvengedSevenfoldFanComments were still around, they’d be the perfect host!  Well, if all else fails, there’s always RepostedDailyMailComments.  

Maybe they didn’t think your farts were artistic enough.  

Oh yeah? Maybe YOU’RE part of the problem! Ha!

Forget about it, Hank.  It’s Hollywoodtown.  

What, again?

“surprise surprise... a racist joke from Velocirapstar”

Does this mean I have to take my misplaced outrage elsewhere?!?

Post a video of this shitbag getting shot in the face, then get back to me.  

“ His personality traits—apathy, cowardice, self-loathing—are all to be avoided if we want to make the most of our time on earth. To be like Gunther is to be a failure. To be like Gunther is to wallow in self-created misery. “

FTW