“ I wonder what he did with 20-something projects all different from each other.”

I would suggest “Fluxed In The Head”.  

“louis ck has more humor in his morning jack than any writer at gawker”

“Rust Creek starts off like any number of films . . . in . . . godforsaken .. . Kentucky. Sawyer (Hermione Corfield) is a bright, ambitious college student who [is] . . . utterly lost. Then Sawyer does something unexpected: She . . . falls down. Then she wakes up[!] [T]hrills.”

Not yet, but I’d love to watch trailers with Mads Mikkelsen.  Anyone know when he’d be available?  

Katie Rife’s review of Rust Creek is a slow-burn analysis that defies expectations.

BASTARDS!!!

*picks up ringing phone*

Have you considered being an 8 year old girl?  

“Christ, my children continue to be such fucking disappointments.”

“Pretty good, actually. I just switched jobs, pulling a pretty sweet raise in the process. Thanks for asking. And you? “

“Yeah... I think 2019 is gonna be an all right year.”

You first.  

Maybe that explains his fear of brown people invading his southern areas . . . . 

Why, when I was a depraved billionaire, we didn’t have subcontractors or the interweb! You had to kidnap those virgins all by your lonesome!

That’s bullshit, it’s not true, it never happened!

I’m not your man, buddy!

This is news coming out of the US, so you can safely assume that it’s awful. 

The job uniform involves a brown shirt.  

Well played!