Regardless of what else goes into this movie, I’m guessing the hardest part will be delivering a Genie that doesn’t full under Robin Williams’ shadow  

I’d prefer my obit show my decomposing corpse.  It’s bound to be more interesting than my life was.  

“Also the portrayal of New York is a Scary Place because Brown People and Foreign Languages.”

But you can still fart, right?  

The secret to Penny Marshall’s success? Riding in cars with boys!

“The Lenny and the Squigtones record is kind of cool....errr I still have a copy”

Don’t.  You’re just encouraging him.  

I would hire him to walk my dog if it involved a nearby cliff and I had a dog and I hated it.  

. . . you win this time, Hassenger . . . but I’ll be back!

Having heard the Scots accent, I don’t see how it’s possible to distinguish the living from the zombies without administering a sobriety test.

*unpacks torches, pitchforks*

Less laughs than a Wayan brothers parody film?  I don’t see how that’s possible.  

The kidnapper is Tom Cruise, isn’t it?  Gotta be Tom Cruise.  

Yes, but her performance looks more nuanced and less self-indulgent.  

*disembodied voice* Play Free Bird, you whore!

“isnt it great that there’s an entire genre of film where women are 99.9% of the time the protagonist of the story? “

*watches in quiet amusement as irony flies over Hector’s head*

The Aristocrats is pretty uneven, but Silverman’s bit is absolute gold.

You went to press screenings for both Grown-Ups movies?

They make you leave the house to review Sandler movies?  That’s a pretty steep price to pay.