We get it, Dev. You’re in the pocket of Big Jake.

My Step-Mothra Is An Alien kinda gave away the big twist in all the trailers. And the title.

I disagree. I think the commenter deserves a kick to the Balzac.

Wikipedia mentions that the park eventually bought extra ambulances for the local township to cope with increased traffic to the local ER.

He needs to film a pitch for his own series . . . a Pontius pilot, if you will.

A living exemplar of the joke, “You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.”

“We escalated to shooting actual (target) arrows into the sky, and then trying to dodge them as they came down.”

The other relevant singular, in this case, is “nerd”.

“Is it a sexy way? If it’s not a sexy way, I’m not interested.”

“then come back here and stare at the photo at the top.”

The AV Club

“There’s absolutely no editorial overlap between us and the other FMG sites. . . “

You didn’t actually watch any of the Matrix sequels, I take it?

That’s one of the things that confuses me. Can’t they simply program the androids to be less human? At the very least, dumb them down so that understanding their sentience is beyond their reach. It seems like they’re manufacturing these things in a way that courts easily-avoided trouble.

I’m going to go with “very”.

Just wait ‘til he hears about the Twinkie.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

For a debut post, that was certainly . . . a post.

Never mess with Vago. Dude will fuck you up with a quickness.

Not a single reference to Asia Carrera or Tera Patrick?