It sounds every bit as stupid as “Trump Steaks”.

Personally, I think he should play Charlie Kaufman playing Superman.

And yet... this won’t be taken as a “credible threat” that the police will follow up.

Amazing that NFL owners would never let the lying, cheating, crooked Trump into their club, but they have no problem with him being in charge of the country. Assholes, the lot of them.

It’s nice to see them focus on local businesses and literacy.

Looks like someone just saw Moonraker. He is also looking into big guys with metal teeth.

As if I needed another reason to hate Man. U. Also, they got knocked out of CL by Sevilla; that’s got to hurt.

When has Trump let the law, reason, or reality impede on any hair-brained idea that wafts through what passes for his mind?

As much as I hate hearing his voice, a one way comm would be hilarious. “Hello? It’s the president, and I’d give myself a 10 out of 10 at space. Yuge numbers. I’m doing tremendously. I fought a bigly alien and won, believe me. Hello? I only have one Diet Coke left. Can you send the Spaceforce?”

Hey! Peterson AFB is just outside Colorado Springs (our second biggest city) so it’s not rural. I do hate the Springs but that is for unrelated reasons.

If the Glazers are involved, we can at least take solace in the fact that Trump won’t win.

Daddy’s Best Business Boy Corps?

Ed’s head looks like if someone took Hey Arnold’s skull and rotated it 90 degrees.

Well it’s not like he has Champions League arrangements to make!

Let’s send him up there now as an advance force, but with no comms and no return.

“Have you ever looked up at the stars and wondered: If we meet alien life I want to fucking kill it! Adaptable to zero g? Willing to shit in a bag? Coed showers? Want to have sex with sexy alien women? If you checked off all of these then join Trump’s Space Force. Sign up to be a space cadet!”

A thousand bucks says this is what he pictures in his head when someone from the Pentagon tells him the USS Enterprise (an aircraft carrier currently under construction) is planned to be commissioned around 2027.

.....um, I have just a basic understanding of international law and treaties, but I am pretty sure we have a treaty in place that prohibits military proliferation in space. So, maybe don’t make a speech proposing violating a treaty that has been in place since 1967, you know, on a fucking whim.

Grown Up In the Room: But isn’t NASA the Space Force?

“Shoot for the moon, everyone”