It sounds every bit as stupid as “Trump Steaks”.

Personally, I think he should play Charlie Kaufman playing Superman.

And yet... this won’t be taken as a “credible threat” that the police will follow up.

Amazing that NFL owners would never let the lying, cheating, crooked Trump into their club, but they have no problem with him being in charge of the country. Assholes, the lot of them.

It’s nice to see them focus on local businesses and literacy.

Looks like someone just saw Moonraker. He is also looking into big guys with metal teeth.

As if I needed another reason to hate Man. U. Also, they got knocked out of CL by Sevilla; that’s got to hurt.

When has Trump let the law, reason, or reality impede on any hair-brained idea that wafts through what passes for his mind?

As much as I hate hearing his voice, a one way comm would be hilarious. “Hello? It’s the president, and I’d give myself a 10 out of 10 at space. Yuge numbers. I’m doing tremendously. I fought a bigly alien and won, believe me. Hello? I only have one Diet Coke left. Can you send the Spaceforce?”

If the Glazers are involved, we can at least take solace in the fact that Trump won’t win.

Every Coast Guard person I’ve ever met loves to remind you repeatedly that they’re in the military.

Ed’s head looks like if someone took Hey Arnold’s skull and rotated it 90 degrees.

Well it’s not like he has Champions League arrangements to make!

Wrong. Every idea ever that the Obama administration thought up was either actually thought up by Donald Trump or it was a bad idea that will be repealed.

Let’s send him up there now as an advance force, but with no comms and no return.

AHHH so that’s why they keep leaving...

Grown Up In the Room: But isn’t NASA the Space Force?

On the one hand, Space Marines do sound pretty fucking cool. On the other hand, there’s at least one treaty about not fucking weaponizing space that’s kept us from having Russian or Chinese satellites in geosynchronous orbit over major cities with nuclear warheads aboard them, so as you can see I’m conflicted here.

His cabinet would provide the bulk of the first class of space cadets.

“Shoot for the moon, everyone”