And the revolving door keeps on revolving.

Trump, at a press conference literally hours earlier:

Just read how Trump had been deriding Cohn for being “too globalist”.

I want to crowdfund a mariachi band to play them all out.

Last one off the Titanic don’t forget to turn out the lights.

Counter Point: He didn’t get beat up enough.

He’s out of his element.

The Big Lebowski is immensely overrated, and people who quote it are insufferable.

No Betty, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.

If we have learned anything in situations like this, its that de’ Nile is never an efficient coping mechanism.

He’s a fuckin’ fascist. These men are cowards.

Imagine, if you can, the USSF and new president Carlos Cordeiro, backed by a slew of MLS owners, calling a press conference and announcing their undying loyalty to Donald Trump, and urging all American soccer fans to vote Republican in the upcoming midterm elections. While the idea may seem fantastical, it is more or…

This is the most infuriating aspect of these people. They legitimately believe that they are some kind of Everyman hero and not the suit wearing stooge from a bad Captain Planet rerun.

Oh, go cry to your mummy!

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I’m just going to assume a whole bunch of people tweeted “Shut the fuck up, Pai” in reply. 

Honestly, the whole political situation over there sphinx.

And let us all hope it has been consistently happening into adulthood.

This guy probably got beat up a lot as a kid.