Remember that the players always want to play well so they can keep making that money. The players also don’t need a shiny new player coming to take their spot. The coach has a worse predicament — he wants to win to save his job but he also has to tank based on orders from the front office.

Because they’re not. Internal passwords are far, FAR more important than customer passwords.

Is it wrong that I feel like he’s doing more damage by being on TV every night rather than the potential for him to blow smoke at the press for the occasional press briefing? Or could Hannity become the true Goebbels of his dreams were he part of the Administration?

Yet her lungs look like they’re still working.

I think Hannity wants Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job. I’d bet money he already sent his resume and it’s on file.

So why now? Kushner’s fall from grace? Kelly’s pending ouster? *45's Parscale/2020 announcement? Her testimony makes this a good time to get out, lawyer up, and start writing the book that’ll get her immunity? Something else entirely?

Coming soon to amazon: The Audacity of Hope Hicks.

So will Trump’s next communications director be someone from Fox News or a concierge from one of his hotels?

I was about to write a scathing counterpoint, but that last sentence you wrote really made me think.

I believe she’s been rolling over on Trump all along. Under too.

Interesting to see how Trump responds over the medium term to losing one of his close confidantes.

Does she roll over on Trump now? I suspect the answer is yes.

Her resignation....it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

I imagine that being a member of Donald Trump’s inner circle is a lot like being married to Henry the 8th.

Nobody puts Donald In a Corner!!

Or how about a mini playoff for those teams, who don’t qualify for the final. The winner gets first pick and the remaining picks are decided in order of placement.

Mmm I don’t think he rushed it. He released it quickly, because that’s what he does, but he still stepped forward, squared up, and went through his full motion. Just missed the shot - shit happens.

Jen, I am sorry to see you depart the Kinja/Gawkerverse. Your cartoons are the most concise and insightful pieces regularly presented in Splinter News.

Noooo, don’t go!! Booooo!! This will not stand!