“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”

That’s a good question. Especially since it looks like it should just be a preset description matching the code, rather than something typed in by an officer.

Huh. I always thought that was something else. I really should drug more often to avoid these embarrassing faux pas 

Hopefully he has a good lawyer: “Your honor, Esteban did not have any herion on him at any time.”

They’re called speedballs. It’s what killed John Belushi.

Chris Farley? John Belushi? Ken Caminiti?

It looks like he’s spent time perfecting his speedball.

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Maybe it was for personal use- you know- like when you buy the 5 lb jar of peanut butter at Costco...

No one was hurt because no one really “went for it”. The few that did were the ones that fell. Half the competitors just bailed out prior to a jump and just rode out the bottom of the hill.

Law-abiding citizen, football player, preacher, President, it does not matter....you’re still a ni**er.

I watched it live too, and it was just crash, after crash, after crash. It was insane.

This had a surprisingly positive outcome. He didn’t even have to show proof of his identity / player status / Super Bowl heroics. It’s actually a little shocking this didn’t end badly!

Lol, the one time Philly police tried to do their jobs through this whole thing, and they get aggresive with a black guy peacefully standing there who happens to be a player. Good job!

I watched this entire thing live (whoops, gave them what they wanted...) and trust me: Nobody was hurt DESPITE the FIS’ decision, not because the decision was right. There were some really dangerous crashes that never would’ve happened in better conditions.

Judging from that photo, anyone who doesn’t die should be awarded a gold medal.

It was terrible. You could almost watch the riders getting pushed back mid jump. Just about everyone landed flat at one point or another.

The limited number of stars here is disheartening. This post makes me believe in miracles.

Roy Cohn? You mean that little boy who nobody liked?