I fell like Trump should go to war with the military over this parade like he is with the FBI. Let’s see how his troop loving base deals with that shit.

Well said. Subs and suppliers cost pounding is how developers become president. The key is to be a consultant with both government and industry ties. Infrastructure be it civil or energy based seems to need a lot of consultants and PR consultants ranging from big ideas to skimming off of materials price swings. The…

So, this is how that obnoxious ass conservative Nazy SEAL who claims to have killed Bin Laden responded to Trump’s proposed missle parade:

The shitty part is that those of us at the bottom distributor level still need to bid competitively and don’t get to make anything substantial.

- Is Climate Change Shrinking Animals?

This comment is less silliness, but equally as snarky as the other one:

That would put biathlon near the top, which I’m fine with.

You forget - so are the Founding Fathers to the British!

I guess I could see him fighting for custody out of pure spite, but he wouldn’t actually want Barron, and it’s unbelievably obvious. He’d probably drag it out publicly and nastily for a long time and then pretend to magnanimously agree to something.

Fair point, make not falling over the only style criteria and it is Number 1 by a long way.

My favorite stuff is directly proportional to the total possible velocity of the athlete. Downhill, luge, skeleton, ski jump are the fucking awesomest shit as far as I’m concerned. Bobsled less so because you’re basically driving an unpowered car rather than (say) barely clinging to a pair of overextended skates under…

Eh, to be fair, “being a war criminal” is basically in the job description. Every American president post the Hague Convention would fit into that description, if you want to get “According to Hoyle” about it.

Precisely. When you make W and Cheney look like the sane, sensible alternative...

It’s probably both. Barack and Michelle were kind to her when she showed up at the White House and her husband was fucking porn stars while she was pregnant. (I just had a thought. We saw what it was like outside when they all met, but I wonder what the atmosphere was like once they all walked in. Like you know it was…

The downhill really should be #1. It might be a tough sell because the chance of an American being on the podium isn’t as guaranteed as a lot of these other fringe sports, bu the downhill is legit.

102. Getting hit by a bus

...Just remember, she was completely complicit in birther movement against Obama.

Yeah, she noticed Michelle followed Obama’s account and followed suit.

I’m sure Trump is looking for young climate scientists to put on his team who get it. Like young Hope Hick and Stephen Miller types who get it. Not like those old and crotchety climate science sticklers with their stupid QA/QC’d data manipulated “models” and peer reviewed research papers and investigation reports fake…

I don’t think it’s trolling so much as she really likes the Obamas. Didn’t she basically copy their inauguration cake and steal some quotes from them?