Not putting Butler in during the first half has a plausible though flimsy argument behind it

Sure, maybe he didn’t miss curfew. But notice how he didn’t make any mention about not making his bed.

The main thing I don’t get about this whole thing: if it was a disciplinary reason, why was he dressed? A suspension or discipline like this normally means that the player is in street clothes.

I mean now I know they exist so I can eat there if I’m ever in DC.

So, I work with elementary aged children. I just considered the hand washing conversations that would need to be had. Let’s please leave this concept entirely alone.

Look, Bobby Flay

1. Regular table salt usually means iodized salt which is... iodized, and also contains other chemicals such as anti-clumping agents and whatnot. These things affect the flavor, so yeah, they taste different

Yeah, I at least get the Dodge ad in appealing to the dumb white people who think King was all about forgetting racism and just holding hands for ‘Merica.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

He used a local expression to say Patricia was tricked by Philly: The eagles offense “tied a knot” around Patricia’s head.

he said “nó na cabeça” it’s a slang for when you do something to confuse the other person

My Portuguese is rusty - what did the Brazilian say had been done to Patricia’s cabeza?

This shit is colder than Minnesota

The Australian one is by far the best of the English language examples (with an honorable mention to Kevin Harlan). I mean, “...ball knocked out of his hands. Eagles recovah! The Eagles get the ball back. The script is flipped. Tom Brady bereft on the turf. It has literally been ripped from his grasp.” I want this guy…

Gisele tried to tell us, her husband cannot fucking catch the ball. Bill didn’t listen.

https://deadspin.com/5882588/my-husband-can-not-fucking-throw-the-ball-and-catch-the-ball-at-the-same-time-gisele-is-pissed-at-the-patriots-dropped-passes

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Foles now holds a Super Bowl record that Brady doesnt! Most passes caught for a TD by a QB

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass