Is...is this for real? jesus...

It was a pretty egregious fuckup. He deserves to be called out.

Right here with you, buddy. I actually accrue more than I use or can bank and have to take days off when I don’t actually want to.

Nah, you didn’t get the original point if you’re referring to the letter instead ofthe parts of Drew’s response I was referring to. And you’re taking a joke way too seriously by calling that phrasing “unnecessarily hostile.”

I also appreciated the answer to “How it feels to be a Dolphins Fan This Week.”

I certainly hope the police apprehend that sign before it holds up a liquor store or bank or something.

How can I attain that euphoric high of moral superiority via your method, though?

Giri is clearly referring to the problem of time in theoretical physics.

I, for one applaud Orlando’s commitment to inclusion by hiring Phoebe Buffay as a conditioning coach.

Just for sake of clarity, my gripe was about people who can’t/refuse to distinguish characters from the actors who portray the role (“I can’t believe Harry Potter showed his dick on stage in that play!”), which was the point of the two lines I excerpted from Drew’s response. Someone recently told me they couldn’t…

At this point, might as well ramp up the warming and hope hyper-evaporation will save us from rising sea levels.

Sometimes a punchline should just be a punchline, but you just showed the power of a good prolonged riff!

I had a pretty good exchange with another person who disagreed with my opinion. You’re just being an asshole for some reason I don’t really care to examine. But I like your comments in general, so have a good one.

Needs like 1500 more As.

Why would I yell at people for not knowing the answer to questions I know? If they’re on my team, we win. If they’re not on my team, I don’t give a shit. What value did that question add to this conversation?

I also think it’s different if you refer by character in causal conversation (because it creates a broader base for the conversation and, really, we break all sorts of proprietary rules we hold about communication from time to time) than if you met the person in real life. And also different from a case where if you…

Yeah, I absolutely would, because Always Sunny is one of my favorite shows. And if I didn’t, I’d say “The guy/woman who plays Dennis/Dee on Sunny,” or “The guy who played Ron Weasley,” because actors are not their characters. It’s really not that difficult to do.

Joke’s on you, thinking anyone is paying attention to me.

If you told me you met Gilligan, I’d assume you meant Vince Gilligan, and I wouldn’t really give a shit because I’m not impressed by chance encounters with famous people. 

That reminds me of a story I heard about a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knew how he got it, and danged if he knew how to use it!